Do They Give Awards For Long, Self-Obsessed Speeches?

November 24, 2006

Type-A. Alpha Female. Perfectionist. Competitive. Bitch.

I’ve been called all of these things. And, with the exception of that last term – which I think was more expressive of the ressentiment of the speaker than aptly descriptive of yours truly – I think that all of these terms describe me fairly accurately. I am a perfectionist, I do aim at accomplishment, I am tremendously self-critical, I do have high-expectations of myself. And, I am competitive.

Mostly, I compete against myself. As I’ve said before, I often feel that I am in a race with myself, that I have set myself against my own expectations of myself and have applied myself to the lifelong challenge of defeating and exceeding those expectations. As I have also said here, this is exhausting: it’s a race that doesn’t end, no matter how fast you run.

One of the great gifts of motherhood has been that it has forced me to become more reasonable in my expectations of myself. It has forced me to move the finish line, to reimagine the finish line. I’ve been compelled to recognize that so far as parenting goes, the only ‘finish lines’ that matter are those that you cross in each and every beautiful/vexing/heart-wrenching moment: those ‘finish line’ moments that come when you have made it through a difficult night, when you finally get that latch, when you have convinced your husband to attend to a shitty diaper change, when you manage to get pajamas on your squirmy baby, when that baby finally takes a nap, when that baby wraps her arms around your neck and nuzzles her cheek against yours, when that baby smiles at you, coos at you, says mama. These are the moments of winning. These are the moments that I live for, now.

One of the things that I love and have loved most about my participation in the parent corner of the blogosphere is that it has provided ongoing comfort and reassurance in my struggle to appreciate those moments for what they are. It has provided me with the space and opportunity to really become self-reflective as a parent, and, not incidentally, as a writer. It has given me the space and opportunity and encouragement to make my experience of motherhood self-reflective, and honest, and creative. It has encouraged me – in a way that no book or expert or public-health authority could – to view being a mother as an act of creativity, as an exercise of my heart and my brain, as a work of art that cannot, ultimately, be judged according to any objective standards (other than those imposed by such obvious concerns as the health and welfare of my child.) It has helped me to let go (perhaps not entirely, but substantially) of my concern with winning. It has taught me that there is no such thing as Mother of the Year, it has taught me that there are only ever just Mothers, and that there is glory in that. It has taught me – you have taught me – that my satisfaction with myself as ‘Mother’ has far, far less to do with standards of performance, whatever those might be, than with how enriched I am by every moment of this great (sometimes fun, sometimes harrowing) adventure.

Writing in the blogosphere, being part of this community, has taught me these things in large part because it has allowed me and encouraged me to really understand what it means to write a life and to live a life, and the difference between these. Because it exposed me to other parents doing the same thing: parenting and living and writing and writing and living and parenting and exulting in the messy mix of these things. Embracing not being Parents of the Year. Just being parents, and writing parenthood, and inspiring each other with the artistry – the wonderful, messy, beautiful artistry – of their lives as these are splattered upon the virtual page.

The idea that any of these works of art could be identified as ‘Best’ seems to me to run against the grain of what these works – the work of living, parenting, put into words – really are. They are brilliant in their uniqueness, they are brilliant for their honesty, they are brilliant – in the literal sense of shining, producing and reflecting light – because they are (like the lives that they recount) works of love. They are, for these reasons, incomparable.

There are some that I love more than others. There are some that I think are funnier than others, some that I think are better written than others, some that I relate to more personally than others, some that reach deeper into my soul or down to my funny-bone or press more heavily upon my brain. But I couldn’t name any one of them Best, or Blog of the Year, or even My Favourite Blog. And I wouldn’t want to: because to subject these works to some measurement, to some method of evaluation that would separate and deconstruct and rank them, would be to attack the very thing that makes them special. It would be like naming Best Work of Art in History. Best Poem. Best Composition of Music. How do you measure? Is it even possible to measure? Why measure?

I don’t think that you can measure. I don’t think that you can quantify what makes a blog good or great or resonant. Some blogs get more traffic, more comments, more linkage, more advertising (all of which I am in favour of, by the way) – but these aren’t necessarily the best blogs – not necessarily the best written or the funniest or the most touching or the most anything. They’re popular, so they obviously appeal, but beyond that what can we say? They’re popular. Britney Spears is popular; opera and experimental jazz are not. But these are not comparable.

(I am not arguing that popular things have no merit beyond mass appeal. I’m just noting, for the self-reflective record, that popularity does not necessarily equal greatness, or even mere quality, in any measure. I like popularity, because I like being liked, but I’m well aware that what might make me popular is not necessarily what is the best of me, and that being popular is not a reason for self-congratulation.)

All of this is a very long-winded, convoluted way for me to say this: I’m removing my name from the list of finalists for the Canadian Blog Awards.

I’ve been uncomfortable with this whole exercise since it began, and so I’ve decided to forego further participation. I didn’t, and don’t, want to lobby my readers to check off my name on some dubious shortlist of Good Blogs (highly dubious. So very many amazing blogs are missing from these lists.) I don’t want to get sucked into the mudtrap of measuring the value of this blog – my blog, my creative space – according to the standards of a vote and a list. And I don’t want to try to convince you that my blog is better than any other blog on that (again, wholly unrepresentative) list.

I like my blog, I think that it is good, and I hope that the exercise that it represents in terms of my writing yields other opportunities (even if only in allowing me a space to practice my writing.) I like that it is well-visited, and that so many thoughtful people respond to it. But it is what it is – just one blog among a great many wonderful, inspiring blogs. If you like it, I hope that you’ll read it. But that’s all that I want you to do – read it, and, if you’re so inspired, talk to me about it or carry on the conversation at your own blog or around your dining table or wherever.

So. That two minutes that you might have spent on voting? Use that time to leave a comment telling me that I’m deluded or insightful or that I’m obviously engaging in some lame attempt to boost my own popularity. Or use that time to go discover another blog that might inspire you. Go tell someone that you like their blog, or that you like what they had to say today or that you disagree with what they said today or whatever. BLOG. Find some way to remind yourself how and why it is that you love blogs.

You don’t need a vote to do that. I don’t need a vote to do that.

‘Nuff said.

WonderBaby tried to train a clutch of monkeys to overwhelm the CBAs with random votes but she didn’t have enough bananas and they mutinied. They’re out there, somewhere in the Greater Toronto Area, holding up produce stores and looking for an open wireless connection.

*I remain really, really grateful to those who nominated me and voted for me and put me in the finals. Really – I loves me the flattery, and this was truly flattering. So, thank you.

**I am in no way maligning any blogger who embraces these awards and who does lobby for votes. I’ll certainly continue cheering on some of my favourite bloggers, because I’d love to see them acquire some bloggy bling and get the good linkage that comes with an award like this. I’ve made this decision for me; I’m not insisting that it’s what everybody should do. This isn’t a boycott.

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    MrsFortune November 27, 2006 at 10:56 pm

    Good for you for putting your money where your mouth is. I think you captured it brilliantly about “best” labels. I, however, would not be so principled as you if I were nominated. I’d be doing a happy dance and would not withdraw my name for consideration. I admire you, for reals! And that kid is just too damn delicious.

    TB November 28, 2006 at 12:09 am

    I really admire you for this.

    Christy November 28, 2006 at 12:56 am

    Well said. Three of the blogs I read were nominated, and I found it difficult to choose. I like each one for different reasons. I ended up voting once for each of the three, to make it even, which doesn’t make any sense at all!

    hautemama November 28, 2006 at 1:05 am

    You RULE.

    scribbit November 28, 2006 at 2:32 am

    This list of comments is so long I hate to bother with my tiny two cents but I have to say, nice post.

    Chantal November 28, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    Darnitall! If you had dropped out earlier, maybe I could have made it to the finals. ;)

    I kid. I kid. (Oh, the potential hate mail!)

    I really enjoyed how many “Mommy Blogs” were on the Best Blog list. Some of the other personal blogs had templates that hurt my eyes. If there is one thing Mommies can do it’s DECORATE, eh?

    Momish November 28, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    You rock! I love your heartfelt honesty and integrity. Not to mention how well you write about such difficult emotions in just the way everyone can most definately relate. A true gift!

    The Idea Dude November 29, 2006 at 4:37 pm

    I hesitated posting this because it would construed as self-promotion of TheGoodBlogs but your post resonated so much with why we started TheGoodBlogs, I felt compelled to leave you a note. We love doing what we do every day, promoting bloggers, not because they are great, well-known or celebrities, but because they are decent, honest folk with something worth saying but alas in all the digital noise, their voices got lost. It doesn’t matter if your blog has 5 or 500 hits a day. What is important to us is that the blogger has an opinion and a point of view and it should be heard. Even if we connected only one reader with one blogger each day, our job is done. Our mom blog category is one of my big time favorites because it is real (I’m a parent too), touching, unadulterated and honest. It is an honor to have you part of our growing community. Thank you for sharing.

    Her Bad Mother November 29, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    Idea Dude – thanks for that.

    Her Bad Mother November 29, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    (duh, obviously thanks to everybody. But thanks to ID for putting it in the context of risking censure for perceived self-promotion..)

    sweetney November 30, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    i so hear you and relate to all of this. i’m too much of a perfectionist and too hard on myself as well, and i think were i in your position it would’ve driven me nuts (and i probably would’ve withdrawn as well for that reason alone).

    Jennifer November 30, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    That was beautiful. I commend you. Blogs are such a wonderful expression of being. That isn’t something that is easy to judge.

    Anne Glamore November 30, 2006 at 11:27 pm

    Cool. It’s so easy to hang your hat on awards, when at the end of the day you still have to fix dinner and tuck in the boys and clean up the blood and the award doesn’t mean shit.

    Of course, she fact you were nominated and wrote so eloquently about your reasons for declining the nomination are worth a jewel in your crown, as my late mother used to say!

    Get on with your bad self!

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