Overheard while Wonderbaby and Her Bad Father shared a bath the other evening:
HBF: What’s what?
WB: What THAT is?
HBF: That’s Daddy’s penis.
I have one?
HBF: No, girls don’t have penises.
WB: I HAVE ONE.
So. How, exactly, does one explain that Freud was wrong to a two-year old?