Comments on: Requiem For A Boob

By: Betsey Booms

Betsey Booms — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:28:28 +0000

This. Exact. Story. Is why I did the thing I said I'd never do.

I called the surgeon.

He even sent me flowers afterward. You know, kind of like the best date ever...

Well... I got there early, left sick, felt kind of lousy for days, he sent flowers.

In the end, I had an epic rack. So it was just like every other date other than the rack.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:54:34 +0000

It's amazing…the boobs thing. It works both ways. I had a relative tell me to pull up my shirt at a family function recently. My shirt was firmly in where it was supposed to be…shoulder seams straight! Yet Miss not even an A cup was offended that I might be not hiding my "still perky at almost forty J cups". Sorry, born with them, like them, and passed them on to my much thinner than I'll ever be daughter. You know what else? They're non functional. Not a drop of milk through two kids. Big, small, it's just like motherhood, somebody else is always telling you what to do with them. Do whatever you want. Make yourself happy.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:52:11 +0000

You make me laugh! The same thing happened to me – I actually found a bra called the 'thank goodness it fits' bra (a padded training type number) which has since been discontinued….argh! I dread the day the two threadbare ones I have left finally give up on me and I have to go shopping again…pretty sad…but so is bra shopping Colleen

By: The Peach Tart

The Peach Tart — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:16:19 +0000

can you say wonderbra….that's the only thing making me feel somewhat like a sexy wanna be

By: mommymae

mommymae — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:54:13 +0000

i, for one, have never wanted boobs. i'm quite happy with my size A. i can wear strapless dresses & tanks without feeling like i'm showing too much. that said, they are still like pancakes (albeit dollar-sized) after nursing 4 kids.

By: heather

heather — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:27:55 +0000

Wow! I thought I was the only one dealt the bad boobs. Of course, it’s not enough that they have always looked funny, they barely worked for their god-given purpose and gave me months of feeling like a failure.

Just weaning too, so now the “mummy tummy” sticks out so much more. yet another reason to never stand naked in front of a mirror.
Glad to see from all of the comments that I’m not alone. I can only imagine what another kid might do to the poor girls.

By: Mary@Holy Mackerel

Mary@Holy Mackerel — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:47:06 +0000

Yeah, I know all about deflated boobs. Mine were non-existent before kids, wondrous and luscious during pregnancy and lactation, and then…soggy old loaves of bread…

By: Blues

Blues — Sun, 31 May 2009 15:41:41 +0000

I really loved this post as it echoes what I feel and have always felt about my own boobs. Well, I haven't had kids, but I know what's in store for me. The fact that my mother has a boob job speaks volumes about what I can expect over the years.

I feel like now that I'm finally getting around to accepting my small boobs (it's taken me a good 15 years to accept that they ain't growin anymore), they are going to wither away once I turn my milk pump off.

My sister, who has the exact same boobs as I do said it best after she stopped nursing, "I didn't think our boobs could get any smaller. Well, they can."

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By: gretchen

gretchen — Sun, 31 May 2009 02:49:51 +0000

I have two words for you, honey. FOUNDATIONAL UNDERGARMENTS. It doesn’t matter what shape they are, if you strap them into a properly uplifting and oomphing brassiere(as my mother would have said). Of course, you don’t want anybody watching when you take the aforementioned bra off and the boobs reconfigure themselves into their natural shape and position!