I wouldn’t say that we have a problem with the chain of authority in our household, so much as we have periodic breakdowns between management personnel in the Performing Arts Division and Head Office:

(Look, you try to say ‘Josh said’ really fast and see how you do.) (Josh, by the way, is her imaginary big brother. That’s a story for another time.) (Hey, NO QUESTIONS ABOUT JOSH, okay?)

(YOU HEARD HER.)

(I’M DANCING AS FAST AS I CAN.)

(No, you will never see that on video. Please.)