sunday morning music show

The only difference between these two musical performances, so far as I can tell, is that in only one does anyone burst into flame. Which is good, because I don’t, as a rule, keep fire extinguishers in the diaper bag.

Urban Forestry from Her Bad Father on Vimeo. And if at first you don’t succeed… Urban Forestry, Part II from Her Bad Mother on Vimeo. (It’s a toy. DUH.) (She likes it because Daddy has one. We have a property with a sizable acreage of forest that we tend under the terms of a forest [...]

It takes the baby a minute to get the joke, but when he does, he falls out of his seat laughing. I’m that way about fruit jokes, too. (Sunday Morning Music Show: Music Editions are on indefinite hold until the girl retires the burlesque, no-pants version of her show, which is entirely NSFW. Nude comedy, [...]