So I went to Los Angeles the other week. While I was there I hung out with Russell Brand and we talked about mommy bloggers, and also post-structuralism, and infinity.
Russell Brand: ‘Mummy Bloggers’ sounds like a nice saying. What if… it becomes so incorporated into language, so people would just use it normally? “There’s a Mummy Blogger outside! For heaven’s sake, help her!”
Me: Or, in your case… “I was tackled by a horde of Mommy Bloggers!”
Russell Brand: “I was having a lovely time with some Mummy Bloggers and you’ve ruined a perfectly lovely day.”
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