It was one of those winter evenings that makes you forget the sun; the kind of evening that feels like a kind of an interminable twilight, search a cold limbo between the gray...
So I failed utterly in my efforts to transform Emilia into a crime-fighting strawberry with royal lineage, in part because I just couldn't figure it out (some of you had very good suggestions involving...
No, Emilia is not dressed as Jesus. That would have been pretty funny, but I still have enough of a hangover from years of being raised Catholic that I would worry about being smited...
I’m not saying that my children are dastardly little life-sucking beast-monsters who spread unholy terror lo these long autumn nights, it’s just that… yeah, I am saying that.
You know that old style axiom, the one that states that once you've put your outfit together you should always assess the outfit in the mirror and select one accessory to remove?
Emilia's never heard...