Better Than Pasties

July 28, 2007

Last year, there was this.

This year, there is this.

Any questions?

(PS – Am not drunk in those pictures. Okay, maybe a little. But really, that’s not drunkage that you see there, preserved for all of internet eternity there on Liz’s site. That’s TIRED. WAS SO FUCKING TIRED.)

(PPS – I love those evil bitches even though they commited a gross violation of my person. Actually, I love them BECAUSE they commited a gross violation of my person. It’s complicated.)

(PPPS – No, I’m not putting the pictures up here. I have my dignity. *cough.*)

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    gingajoy July 28, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Dignity. Always dignity.

    BTW, folks, HBM is a sorry-assed *light weight*!!!!

    Jennifer aka Binky Bitch July 28, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    A lightweight!? Thems is fightin’ words in my parts.

    Love the pics, HBM!

    Julie Pippert July 28, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    C, the only reason I am laughing today instead of SOBBING in self-pity is because your photos made me have such fun. Please do not feel shame. It is cute and sweet. It’s FUN.

    Okay so the fact that Sarah and Stephanie emailed me to say hi…that’s another consolation.

    So emails with hello, freebies on my behalf, funny stories, photos, recaps…it’s all good.

    flutter July 28, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    friggin hysterical.

    daysgoby July 28, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    What a good sport you are!

    crunchy carpets July 28, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    LOL….seee now I feel better for having to cancel because I feel wretched and would not have as much fun as you crazy ladies

    Former Dyspeptic Still Without a Blog in These Blogful Times July 28, 2007 at 6:23 pm


    Is nothing sacred?

    It’s quite obvious that you’re effing tired.

    I guess that I’m a little old fashioned and don’t understand the whole idea of publishing these photos.

    I’ll just get back to my bingo game and chew on some twizzlers…..

    kgirl July 28, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    You loooooooooove it!

    slouching mom July 28, 2007 at 7:25 pm


    That’s all.

    ali July 28, 2007 at 8:40 pm

    i can’t fucking believe i missed this. bah.

    b*babbler July 28, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    Oh. My. Goodness!

    That just made my day.


    So, will you post the photos of the revenge?

    amaras_mom July 28, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    My word! You said you were tired, but *that* tired?!

    I wouldn’t have guessed it seeing you this morning. You were glorious as always! Ha!

    Very nice to meet you at BlogHer!

    Fairly Odd Mother July 28, 2007 at 9:37 pm

    The only time I was THAT tired, I woke up with my underwear on inside out and couldn’t find my car. Let’s hope you were in better shape than that!

    : ) Have fun!

    NoMommy July 28, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    Delurking to LMAO! Those pics made my day.

    Suzanne July 28, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Because of you wild women, I am now letting the ‘other’ me blog. I’m a true Gemini, and I usually keep the one twin locked up with no way to interact with the outside world. Sometimes, she’s just a bit much.

    I see now (and BLESS YOU one and all) that I have been completely wrong in keeping her all cooped up.

    Love the pics, love your blog, will be back daily. :)

    ~JJ! July 29, 2007 at 8:12 am

    You rock!

    Tracey July 29, 2007 at 8:58 am

    Man… it’s like a college party, only without the college guys, and nobody has class in the morning… And you’re all legal…

    Jenifer July 29, 2007 at 11:56 am


    Those, my dear, are priceless!

    Phoenix July 29, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    I so sorry, but I loved it.

    Have you gotten them back yet?

    Kyla July 29, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    Hilarious. HILARIOUS.

    Ben & Bennie July 29, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Laughing very hard here. How funny!

    Fidget July 29, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    best vacation photos ever. Those are wall photos


    Lawyer Mama July 29, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    You are a good sport, my friend!

    It was wonderful meeting you & now I’m even more in awe of HBM (compromising photos notwithstanding)!

    My Minivan Is Faster Than Yours July 29, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    I love you even more after seeing the pics on Liz’s site!

    Hope you did well away from your muppet for the weekend. Looks like you got some sleep :)

    Mom101 July 29, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    You win the award for best sport ever in the long, colorful history of unconsciousness.



    WhyMommy July 29, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    More! More! Tell us more about all the fun from BlogHer!

    And even … when you were awake!

    Lisa b July 29, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    now I am happy.

    Christine July 29, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    those pics were TOO funny. sounds like a raunchy good time, lady!

    Christina July 30, 2007 at 10:06 am

    Far more amusing than my evenings – each night I planned to go back out and ended up passed out on the bed with a baby on my boob. Not nearly as funny as a breast pump pumping into a martini glass.

    mcewen July 30, 2007 at 10:39 am

    Well what are friends for!

    dana July 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    I did indeed laugh at those photos. But I’m anxious to see your revenge at BlogHer 08. If you need help, I’m game. :)

    PunditMom July 30, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Don’t worry. You’re “secrets” are safe with us!

    Kaleigh July 30, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    See, that’s why I stayed with my brother. Nothing humiliating about that. Nope. Not at all.

    (But I’ll admit I’m a teeny bit jealous of all that fun. Just a little.)

    Blonde Chick July 30, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Oh yes… I’ve seen the pictures! Haven’t we ALL seen them by now!

    Can’t wait to go next year!

    Momish July 30, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    I just cannot wait to click on that link and see this photo!! Sounds like you all had a great time!

    mothergoosemouse July 30, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    Have I told you yet today how much we love you?

    gorillabuns July 30, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    is this the same women who blew me away with her analytical, smart speak?

    way too funny!

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