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22 Nov

Thanksgiving: A Turkey’s Revenge

This message brought to you by the letters T and E, the number 2, and the Children’s Television Network. (Additional funding provided by the Coalition Of Turkeys Against Elmo, and Citizens For Mr. Noodle.)

(The Surgeon General reminds you that a lack of alcoholic beverages combined with elevated hormone levels during the winter months can result in decreased blood flow to the brain. Please, don’t Photoshop while pregnant.)

(Happy Thanksgiving!)