Wonderbaby’s relationship with her nether regions is evolving. It is, she will have you know, no longer a hole.
It is now a pocket.
A recent scene at bathtime:
Wonderbaby: (pointing to nether regions) Look I got, Mommy! POCKET!
Mommy: Oh, my goodness. How about that?
Wonderbaby: You need a penny, Mommy? (rummages about around the pocket) HERE YOU GO! (triumphantly brandishes imaginary penny.)
Mommy: Thank you very much. I’ll put it in MY pocket (makes dramatic show of putting imaginary penny in PANTS pocket.)
Needless to say, we are now keeping a very close eye on our pocket change. Also, we can no longer say things like ‘pocket change’ or ‘check your pockets for change’ with straight faces.
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Hilarious!!!!!!
I don’t know what’s worse that or my son in the bath tub last night realizing that he can fit is willywonka through the holes in the little foam ABC’s and 123′s. He prefers the number 8. It’s all quite disturbing.
HBM, wait until there’s a little penis in the mix. Oh. My. God. My 3 year old loves to tell me when it gets hard, he’s so proud. And what do you say? Congratulations?
i’ll never be able to listen to the pretenders song “brass in pocket” the same way again.
Hahaha. Reminds me of the time I asked my daughter where her baby wipes were and she responded “In my ‘gina!”
MommyTime: I *used* to teach political philosophy. I may do so again, one day. But for the moment teaching has been set aside in favor of mommying and writing.
Aaahhhh!
The mind of a child…
*SNORT!!!*
HILARIOUS.
My daughter was convinced for a long time that her vagina was her tushy.
Plus, she would constantly tell me that her daddy had a vagina.
But I never heard her mention anything about a pocket.
WOW, that made me laugh.
And I thought it cute when my little one pointed to my vajayjay and said, “mommy, why do you have hair on you bum”
We had a little anatomy lesson after that comment….
Pocket change. LMAO! The human body is such a fun place to explore…..
That is a hilarious story!!!
Oh goodnes…I’m tipping over with laughter.
Oh, thanks so very much. I had beverage in my mouth when I read this post. Now I have beverage in my nose.
Oh my! Just stopping in, and I love your posts! So funny!
OMG, I’m dying. That is hilarious. I went back and read the post you linked to and I’m actually crying because Punkin, too, has recently discovered her hole, only she calls it, appropriately enough, her “body.”
You should tell Wonderbaby (maybe, maybe not?) that you can actually get a better look at it when you’re sitting on the potty. At least that’s where Punkin does all of her explorin’!
My daughter is not that funny. But as soon as my son is naked she goes for his penis and pulls it HARD. Constantly hearing the words “No penis for you!” out of the bathroom is kind of funny. Hope he keeps this thought when he’ becomes a teenager.
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