(Updated Sunday, November 2)
What happens when you combine witch with fairy with barmaid with pimp:
Because that would be wrong.
(I don’t think that this could possibly qualify as Cutest Photo for PBN’s photo contest, but maybe Funniest? That is, if there’s not a category for Most Disturbing or Most Indicative Of Parental Inclination To Parent According To Impulses Of Amusement Rather Than Principles of Good Care.)