Because The Saying ‘Where The Sun Don’t Shine’ Doesn’t Apply When You’re 3

November 18, 2008

Me: Why are you naked?

Her: Because I need to go to the potty.

Me: Why, then, are you just standing on the stairs?

Her: Because the toilet makes my bum cold…

(turns around to display cold bum)

… and there’s a sunbeam here…

(bends over and waggles bare bum in the stream of sunlight pouring through the landing window)

… and it warms it up.

(pats her toasted bottom proudly, and then proceeds up the stairs to the bathroom.)

You just can’t fault that logic.

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    { 58 comments }

    Cat November 19, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    That slays me!

    Jenny, the Bloggess November 19, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    That’s kind of advanced physics. Your kid is gifted.

    Her Bad Mother November 19, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    Gifted, and an assficionado. Win-win.

    Louisa November 20, 2008 at 1:03 am

    How fantastic!!!

    Erika November 20, 2008 at 3:24 am

    hahah that is so funny!

    worldmomma November 20, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    So cute!

    courtney November 21, 2008 at 5:23 am

    You have a smart kid there. It makes perfect sense – sun to warm the cold bum.

    Colleen November 21, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    I completely see where she’s coming from. There is just nothing worse than getting a cold bum while going potty.

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