Okay, look - and I feel called upon to address this because there are some people out there who are not getting it - when I call myself a bad mother, I do not...
My name is Catherine, and I am a bad mother. I (mostly, sort of, kind of) do not have my tongue in my cheek when I say that. I am a Bad Mother (TM).
I...
From Emilia's preschool progress report: We very much enjoy Emilia's storytelling, especially the stories she tells when she first gets to school in the mornings.---------"Guess what everybody, guess what!" She raced into the main...
And so your baby springs to his feet and - oops, health wait! down? no! up! go! - toddles toward the flowers - wait! stop! flowers! ooh! - and then - hey! up!...
This, for those of you following at home, is called phoning it in.
I am so exhausted from a weekend visiting in-laws - during which Emilia took up drumming and basketball and other activities more...
The only difference between these two musical performances, so far as I can tell, is that in only one does anyone burst into flame.Which is good, because I don't, as a rule, keep fire...