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Tomorrow, Emilia turns five.unicorn-farts

Tonight, she said to me, “Mommy, tomorrow I will be five. I hope I don’t toot at my party.”

“Toot?”

“You know, when your poo blows, and it makes a noise.”

“Oh.”

“If I toot at my party, I’m going to say that a unicorn did it.”

That girl knows how to make her mama proud.

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