kung fu fighting

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

November 26, 2010

… that kid was fast as lightning / in fact it was a little bit fright’ning / because he was packing a fully loaded pull-up, although, really, it could be argued that that’s the mark of a true ninja: the ability to deliver a flying roundhouse kick even when your center of gravity is thrown off balance by freshly shitted pants.

(Best appreciated with musical accompaniment.)

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