Overheard while Wonderbaby and Her Bad Father shared a bath the other evening:
WB: Whassat?
HBF: What’s what?
WB: What THAT is?
HBF: That’s Daddy’s penis.
WB: Oh.
(pause)
I have one?
HBF: No, girls don’t have penises.
WB: I HAVE ONE.
(looks down)
Oh.
(pause)
OH NO!
(looks up)
ALL GONE.
So. How, exactly, does one explain that Freud was wrong to a two-year old?
