I’m not saying that my children are dastardly little life-sucking beast-monsters who spread unholy terror lo these long autumn nights, it’s just that… yeah, I am saying that.

They are, of course, my beast-monsters, and I love them, but if I don’t get a full night’s sleep soon, I’m going to start locking them in their coffins right after bathtime.

(Oh, hey. I made a Tumblr.)