Catherine – Page 67 – Her Bad Mother

13 May

So, the other day, when I was worrying about the potentially deleterious effects on my daughter of too much exposure to princess culture? I think that I have bigger issues to worry about:So here's...

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12 May

I Contain Multitudes, And They All Blog

by Catherine

their bad mother

Psst, hey...

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10 May

Hello, Princess

by Catherine

Disney, Emilia, Motherhood

It's a photo of me on my wedding day: just me, alone, posed at an angle, looking slightly over my shoulder. I'm not quite smiling, but not quite not smiling, either. It's one of...

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8 May

Friday On My Mind

by Catherine

Miscellany

Lo, it is Friday, and today, we shall have ice cream.Or rather, she will have ice cream, and I will struggle to recover from whatever bizarre stomach virus is causing me to huddle under...

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6 May

Home Depot Is For Lovers

by Catherine

Jasper

The lesson here: the course of true love never did run smooth. That, symptoms and think twice before slipping the tongue to strangers that you meet in the Home Depot interior doors and...

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4 May

Just Another (Very Possibly Slightly Less) Manic Monday

by Catherine

Uncategorized

This might be the most hopeful Monday that I've had in some weeks - nobody in this house has been hospitalized since Friday, and I am not writing this from a public library terminal...

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1 May

A Brother By Any Other Name

by Catherine

Lost Boy

My brother, he has a name, a real name, a name that was given to him by the man and woman who became his true parents, a name that carried him through childhood and...

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29 Apr

Law & Order: Special Technology Victims Unit

by Catherine

the gods hate me

Yesterday, a murder was committed in my household. In a moment of fleeting and senseless violence, my beloved companion - let's call her Hewlett Packard PC Notebook, although I was usually wont to call...

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27 Apr

Needful Things

by Catherine

Jasper, Mush

Jasper came into the world with a bang, viagra in a hulksmash explosion of blood and birthmatter and pain. And when they handed him to me - he, asthma as full and...

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24 Apr

Dress Your Family In Tutus And Sparkles

by Catherine

Jasper

Look, cheap I`m not even going to ask you if it`s a form of child exploitation to dress one`s boy-child in a pink tutu and publish it on the Internet, health because...

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Janie’s Got A Gun

I Contain Multitudes, And They All Blog

Hello, Princess

Friday On My Mind

Home Depot Is For Lovers

Just Another (Very Possibly Slightly Less) Manic Monday

A Brother By Any Other Name

Law & Order: Special Technology Victims Unit

Needful Things

Dress Your Family In Tutus And Sparkles

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