Because, there is just SO MUCH cool stuff out there, and so much weird stuff, and just, you know, so much stuff, and yet - even though some might consider it horribly throwbacky for...
The truth about motherhood:The sum of all universes, shat upon, but ever-wiped and diapered.(Spare and obscure, I admit - and meaningful, perhaps, only to me - but I was simply incapable of even beginning...
When I was pregnant with Wonderbaby, I lost my wedding ring. It was late in the pregnancy, and my fingers were swollen, so I removed it and (I thought) tucked it safely away, with...
Hey, I might be an aging pregnant woman who is totally run aground by her toddler, but still. I likes me my shoes some lots. Which is why when Guy Kawasaki recommended this spectacular...
That is the question. Among others.Wonderbaby - who is now, admittedly, more of a Wondergirl, even if I can't bring myself to call her that - is 28 months old. Soon, she'll be old...
It's not quite Holly Hobbie in the do-rag, but still. Wonderbaby's determination to re-style her toys more street is, I am choosing to believe, evidence of advanced creative flair and a steeze cred that...
Everyone said that she was so pretty. I didn't think that she was so pretty. I mean, she was okay, but she had short hair. She wore pants. She looked like she could be...
When I wrote that MILF post the other day, I was sort of expecting that there might be one or two people, at least, that might say that they embraced the term MILF. To...
Monday morning post-caffeination confession: I hate the term 'MILF.'I know that there are a lot of moms out there who've appropriated the term and use it as a term of self-empowerment, especially in the...
What does one do when one is almost exactly two years and four months old and is very, very excited about the birthday of one of one's most bestest friends, a birthday that is...