When I was about seven years old, I hurt another child. I'd like to say that I didn't mean to, that it was an accident, but it wasn't, not really.It was the kind of...
In my inbox this morning:The Vlasic Stork Is Calling All May Babies! One May-Born Baby Will Win Big With Vlasic Pickles! May Is National Pickle Month! In celebration of National Pickle Month, Vlasic® Pickles...
There's a reason, I suppose, why the airport people were looking at me funny when I left New York Saturday afternoon: am pregnant. AM VERY PREGNANT. And women who are well into their 8th...
Miss this:Miss this so much.Because this?Not quite a sufficient substitute.(Loving up some of the most awesomest wimmins on the interwebs, however, went some long way to helping with banal mommy-misses-child blues. Some looong way.)(Yes,...
Updated below.If you had been following me for the last 24 hours - which, you know, you might have been, who knows? - this is what you would have seen and heard:April 1, 12:35pm:...
Because, there is just SO MUCH cool stuff out there, and so much weird stuff, and just, you know, so much stuff, and yet - even though some might consider it horribly throwbacky for...
Hey, I might be an aging pregnant woman who is totally run aground by her toddler, but still. I likes me my shoes some lots. Which is why when Guy Kawasaki recommended this spectacular...
It's not quite Holly Hobbie in the do-rag, but still. Wonderbaby's determination to re-style her toys more street is, I am choosing to believe, evidence of advanced creative flair and a steeze cred that...
Everyone said that she was so pretty. I didn't think that she was so pretty. I mean, she was okay, but she had short hair. She wore pants. She looked like she could be...
When I wrote that MILF post the other day, I was sort of expecting that there might be one or two people, at least, that might say that they embraced the term MILF. To...