hannah montana

The Hannah Montana Project

February 16, 2010

Emilia loves Hannah Montana. She’s not entirely sure who Hannah Montana is – she’s never seen the show or heard the music – but she knows that some of the older girls at school like her and that the boys don’t like her and that she has something to do with music and dancing and that’s good enough for her. She’s been composing odes to Hannah Montana, because she worries that Hannah might feel bad that boys don’t like her, which of course means that there would be far fewer people for Hannah to play with, hence the feeling bad, etc. It’s complicated. Keep reading…

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Suck It, Hannah Montana

February 11, 2010

Emilia: “Mommy, I want to change my name.” Me: “Oh?” Emilia: “I want you to call me Hannah Montana Smarty Candygirl.” Me: “Hannah Montana…?” Emilia: “… Smarty Candygirl. That’s important.” Me: “…?” Emilia: “Candygirl because I like candy. Smarty because I’m smart. Not like the other Hannah Montanas. I’m the smart one, and I like [...]

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