Me: Why are you naked?Her: Because I need to go to the potty.Me: Why, then, are you just standing on the stairs?Her: Because the toilet makes my bum cold...
It's possible that you haven't seen or heard about MotrinGate, but I'll wager that if you haven't, it's because you have enough of a life to not be reading blogs or compulsively checking Twitter...
Because you haven't really celebrated your birthday until you've stripped down to your underwear, grabbed your axe and ripped a shred.(Okay, so maybe it was your little purple ukelele, but still. You're naked and...
The girl-child has impeccable manners. She's all please and thank you and may I and I'm sorry and oh, excuse me and it's entirely disarming. She can be in the middle of a nuclear-scale...
That last post I wrote? Right down there, just below this one, about the baby sleeping through the night? I take that back. I should never have written it. Because, you know, you write...
He's sleeping. He's slept through the night two nights in a row and napping generously - through what dark magic I do not know but I'm not going to tempt fate by questioning it...
Update below.I haven't slept in four nights.Which, you know, isn't totally bad, considering that until about four weeks ago, I'd gone nearly five months averaging only three or four hours sleep a night, every...
What are you reading this for? Go on, get out of here, VOTE.I don't want to have to put you all up if, you know, things go tits up and you all need to...
"What would you think," my husband asked, "if I got a vasectomy?"I put down my magazine and stared out the window. "I think," I said carefully, "that I wouldn't know what to think.""We're done,...
