Coming soon to a blog near you.

First, I need to scan – no joke – some 900 e-mails. And, wash nine days of RV stink from my body, and try to get the last grains of sand out of various Wonderbaby crevices.

In the meantime: WHAT’D I MISS???

Nine days of NO internet, no newspapers, no television, and did I say NO INTERNET? I can’t possibly catch up, so, you know, if you could maybe lend a girl a hand and fill me in? Maybe leave a link or two in the comments to posts that I should catch? (Yes, you can leave your own, or somebody else’s, or whatever – just tell me what to read – I can’t bear to open Bloglines or Google Reader, lest these cause my laptop to give up and die and/or my brain to explode. HELP.)